| One of the 
          first questions audience members often ask comedians is, "Excuse 
          me, where are the bathrooms?" Thusly relieved, the second most often 
          asked question is, "Do you guys write all of your own material?" 
          (To be perfectly honest, this is probably the 9th or 10th most often asked 
          question after such things as, "How much is a beer here?" and, 
          "Where did you get those shoes?") The answer is a resounding Yes 
          (for the most part). 
 Sure there are some comedians who can afford to pay people to write for 
          them and there are some comedians who simply steal material from other comedians. 
          But by and large most comedians do all of their own writing and I like many 
          comedians also write other things.
 Here are some samples of my writing.
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